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I confess that sometimes I really hate love, romance, relationships, marriage, sex, etc. Yeah, me and everybody else, so what else is new? The reason I confess here is that I really can't confess to the woman who loves me. She wants me to care. She wants me to enjoy things on this level. She wants me to embrace life in this realm. I can't complain to her. I've tried and all it does is hurt her feelings. I keep it to myself now. I pretend to be satisfied.

I am not though. Not really. I am still restless. This dissatisfaction just gnaws slowly away at me. I'm really stubborn when I wanna be. I'd far rather be right than happy any day.

I wander off topic. Like any deep rooted personal problem, it could take decades to explain this satisfactorily, but I will try an present it here in bite-sized chunks.

I've been masturbating for twenty years. I started when I was 14. I was strongly uncomfortable around women of my age group for most of my life and this was a outlet that presented itself to me. Just me, my hand, some oil and the mental space barbies to while away my lust.

Much to my horror, when I finally did work up enough to courage to actually have sex with another person (I was 29 and even then she had to cajole me), I found that I couldn't orgasm. It felt all wrong. The years of tossing off had narrowed, notdeadened, my response. I could only bring myself off with me hand, a real person felt all wrong and my brain, on some level, wouldn't buy it.

Ah, hell, what's the point? This won't really make me feel any better. Even though I posted here, I suppose I am not really looking for advice or sympathy.

I sure as hell ain't looking to pick up anybody either, so don't even get started!

I also wanna note this is just one problem that I am having with this relationship thing. I've got lots of other reasons to be unhappy about love.

I guess I am just curious if anybody else out there has had this problem too.

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I ask the Wonderful Web of Wisdom to give me Lori from Santa Cruz's Email address so that I may provide the piece of ass she is attempting to cop. I haven't had sex with a female (my only preference, thank you) for two years and I'm fearful I'm gonna stray to the darkside. My vision is going and warts are beginning to form on my palm. "Females E'mE"

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I've had a real shitty year. I know it's only February, but it's been shitty. My husband got robbed at gunpoint, we're so broke, we have to borrow money to get by. Our car is beyond repair, so we have to borrow a car for my husband to deliver pizzas with. I have a beautiful three year old daughter whom I love with all my heart. The last week has been hell. I had a touch of the flu and things haven't been ghing exactly swimmingly with my relationship with my husband. He doesn't know this, but it's true. It's not like it's horrible or anything; it's just that often I feel he only wants me around to entertain him, take care of his child, feed him and make sure he gets laid enough. Tonight, I blew up at my daughter when she wouldn't stop horsing around and get ready for bed. I yelled at her and cussed (something I never do in front of her) until she cried. I kept yelling until she finally stepped over and hugged me. I guess that sort of snapped me out of it and I felt sooooooo horrible. I wanted to cry. I feel much like a big heel now for making my daughter have to deal with my temper tantrum. I know this isn't exactly the most hideous thing anyone can do, but it's not her fault I'm having a terrible time right now. God. I feel horrible. That's about all, I guess. Whoever gets this, if you read it, thanks for putting this spot on the web. Mommy

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I had sex with my step-sister when I was 16.

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Dear WEB:

I fucked next door neighbor girl - she is only 16

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I like seeing my own blood. I delight in cutting myself and watching the blood drip out. Pain is pleasure. Yesterday, I carved my boyfriend's name into my left leg. I think I need professional help. Oh, well. Check out my page! It kicks ass!

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Last night I fucked my little sister, well step sister, kind of

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Every morning before I walk out the door to go to school, I shove a pair of gym socks down my pants. I am little insecure about these things. I am afraid that the other guys will make fun of in the locker room.

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I put a little camera in my bathroom. I watched my college coed roommates and their friends getting in and out of the shower. I watched my drunk blond roommate lean against the wall and pluck her pubes. I watched my lesbo roomie and her fat girlfriend make out one night when they had a party and were drunk. hahh hah hah. I took the camera out, but I'm not sorry. Ha ha ha ha! Viewer1@aol.com

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Schlitzie from Hayward, CA writes:

Dear WEB:

Hi. I've been sitting at my desk for 8 hours now acting like I was working. The fact is I've spent the entire day looking at pictures of sideshow freaks and indiscreetly printing them up and tacking them up around the office. I might not be productive, but I'm in a good mood.

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I spend too much time on the net.

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Dear WEB:

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Rick Slicker from center of the universe, England writes:

Dear WEB:

Yeah and I really give a toss about absolution. Anyway on with the confession... last night on my way home I got in a taxi with a really aggravating driver so on the way home i decided to club him unconcious. Taking the car to a secluded spot i decided to pin him down and try to melt his eye with my cigarette lighter...and it works...the sucker popped like a tomato but unfortunately he had passed out by this time so i couldn't get his comments on the experience. Glad its all off my chest and i'm really sorry. Bout time we had a british psycho and i'm just the man to fill those boots. see ya all

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nina from doom land writes:

Dear WEB:

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Yo from Keti writes:

Dear WEB:

Oh gran Red, perdona por haberte abandonado por dos dias, espero que tu bondad que no conoce limite logra encontrar un misera migaja de perdon para con este pobre diablo..

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LOLA from ORANGE COUNTY writes:

Dear WEB:

I've heard that a now departed british actor I've had the hots for was a closet bisexual... Had he been alive today(no I'm not into the necro-thang thank you very much) I would have not been too taken aback;that is, if I was allowed to watch......what's more, I secretly wonder what it would have been like to be his"little boy"..... Okay? I know, I'm still laughing, and I don't want to stop!!! REAGRDS, LA LA LOLA!

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joe from sscv writes:

Dear WEB:

i masturbate a lot

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Farto from Panto writes:

Dear WEB:

Sometimes I worry that I'm rotting on the inside.

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Not a Hippie from callllllllllli writes:

Dear WEB:

i get jealous as hell whenever my man haas any connection whatsoever to another woman, ever since he cheated on me. GOD DAMMIT!!!! MEN SHOULD DROWN!!!!!!!

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Still not a hippie from hell writes:

Dear WEB:

I hope everyone who looks at my man falls over and dies. Yes that means you. He's mine. I would like to kill the sorry bitch that got with him. i hate her. i despise her. I am telepathically telling her to die even though i have no fucking clue who the hell she is. She WILL die!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, and also, i cheat on my homework and lie too much and my big mouth gets me in trouble a lot. And i think about my man 24/7. I'm not some little obsessed wierdo or anything, i'm just a normal chick. Hmm.... lets see.... what else.... oh yeah,I'm real mean. And i talk a lot of shit. And....... i thknk that's about it. I am pure now.

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Tommy from The Land of OZ writes:

Dear WEB:

I bottle my farts and keep the bottle under my bed...I know I'm a sick little bastard but I don't know where to get help...!

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badguy from Madrid writes:

Dear WEB:

I have beaten my wife. I have touched myself. I have lied. I have lied again. OOOOhhhh, I am a liar.

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dirty from dirt writes:

Dear WEB:

I want to tell you

very much

I am a liar and a cheater

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Dear WEB:

I love sex.

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Dear WEB:

I want to have sex with three girls at once.

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Dear WEB:

I kissed my boyfriends brother and other stuff!?!!

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Dear WEB:

I know somones who tells me he killed someone. He's not a figitive, he served his time.

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Dear WEB:

I should be working on six different papers that were due earlier this week but I'm looking for interesting web sites instead......I can't find the ol' reliable that hooks me up with freaky people

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Dear WEB:

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scott from Australia writes:

Dear WEB:

I am 18.. I Had a dream last night that I am shocked to say that I didn't find BAD or GOOD... My ONLY male friend Alex was in bed with me because his six year old sister wanted to kill me (*dont ask me why... I have watched "Scream 2" in the last two weeks maybe that's why, but this what i dreamed and it was sooo real at the time...) It was such a hot night and I was lying next to him when i noticed that he was HARD and stoking himself and I was too.. I have no curtains and my room is in full view of the deck.. I for some reason wanted him to notice me so I made my dick visible and the moment he saw it, it was like he knew what we both wanted. He reached over and put his mouth around my dick and I enjoyed it! (I the morning I couldn't believe it as Alex is one of the most sexually isolated people I know and he is as much as I can tell Homophobic..I've never discussed sexual things with him for this reason..) After he has stopped People were walking by in the window to my room so we were sort of half trying to hide from it but not really caring.. I, for some reason that shocks me, wanted to give HIM a blow job.. he really is a good looking guy... it was when I leaned over he looked at me and it was so...so... I cant explain it.. I gave him a bit of a blow job and when I looked up at him he was sweating balls of sweat like marbles!Smiling the wholetime, grinning like i have never seen him grin before and I was thinking .. wow this isn't really happening is it... (it felt real-this is a dream right..) somehow the next thing I knew we were naked and I just layed on his chest. In the dream it felt so natural and good. but I'm not sure I like the feelings that I am getting after all I did not go out of my way to think that fantasy up about him.. but then again maybe I did all along and it is just coming out in my sleep... I feel terrible.. I am a country boy and I was fantasising about my best and ONLY male friend.. This maybe related to the fact that I dont have a father.... I'm not sure .. I am confused so I'll leave it there this has helped me sort things out in my mind... -Scott

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A lost soul from a corner of the earth writes:

Dear WEB:

I am lost and am waiting for the road to appear in front of me. I am concious it won't but i'm too lazy to stop hoping. I am starting to halluciante, i smell deceiet. I am aware that I am trying to trick me. I am immersed in the illusion. I am confortably numb. I am dying. I am. I. . .

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Another lost soul, perhaps the same lost soul but in disguise from probably the same corner of the earth writes:

Dear WEB:

I. I am. I am aware. I am aware only. I am aware only of the existence. I am aware only of the existence of myself. What am i about to say if going to be very difficult for me to say: ... .. . She sells sea shells by the sea shores.

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the same soul, starting to be aware that blinking is the only evil force on the face of th earth from the same corner of the earth writes:

Dear WEB:

Ahh, i shalt conquer your evil forces that are enveloping the earth in a dark (and light, and dark, and light again, and so on) reign even as we speak. Thou shalt not survive this attack!!!! The magical sword is drawn, the final slash is heard! VICTORY! the evil forces of blink have been eradicated! Let's celebrate! Bring on ale, music, jesters, and so on! .. Hey.. something's missing.. where are the virgins?????

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the same soul, this time.. pissed off from the same corner of the earth writes:

Dear WEB:

you blink bitch.. die!!!!!! are you dead yet???

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miro from judo writes:

Dear WEB:

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takis from takis writes:

Dear WEB:

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Bigboy from United Kingdom writes:

Dear WEB:

I recently shagged my girlfreinds mother, and have now completely stopped shagging my girlfreind because when I'm doing it I can only think of her mum. It wouldn't be that bad apart from that I am in the same class as my girlfreind and her mother is my teacher. I get a bonor whenever she asks me a question, I do not know what to do but i hope that you have the heart to forgive me. Bigboy Nicol (Bigboy is not my real name) CaptainPugwash1@hotmail.com

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jerk from usa writes:

Dear WEB:

Lord, I am so sorry. the porn on the net is invasive. i am powerless to resist it. i have failed youi,my family and myself...i amn=m a shmucvk i am sorry... i confess before you that i will nort ever tdod do this again. i rebuke the devilo and hois powewover me iam saso soortythanks to for lioveing maseiam so sorroy sorrysorrysoorrysaddfkjnkjhasfosadfuhasdfohfoisdjfoisjfosidfjsodfoi confess i have lusted for these women, please help me i am empy vessel...Lord, i trus t in you t

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BIGBOY from SOMETHINGS FISHY IN DC writes:

Dear WEB:

I HOPE THE PEOPLE OF THIS GOOD USA IMPEACH PRES. CLINTON RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HE DID WAS INMORAL,BAD,NASTY,STUPID,GROSS,UNFORGIVING,DUMB,AND ANY OTHER THINGS I CAN'T THINK OF RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! I SAY GET HIM OUT OF OFFICE BEFORE IT IS TO LATE!!!!! I CAN'T STAND ANOTHER YEAR WITH HIS LIES,LIES,LIES!!!! I WISH I CAN GO TO WASHINGTON AND TELL HIM WHAT A STUPID THING HE HAS DONE AND THEN RUN HIM OUT OF DC FOR GOOD!!!!! THANK GOD HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RUN FOR PRES. EVER AGAIN. 2 TERMS WITH HIS LIES IS ENOUGH FOR ME & THIS GREAT COUNTRY TO STAND!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPEACH CLINTON NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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doctorV from edge of hell writes:

Dear WEB:

i often masturabte while watching martha stewart on tv.she is hot!!! also,i have this thing for katie curick,when she does an interview,she makes this cute yet nasty face.also i listen to my sinatra collection way to much.while on the subject,nancy sinatra was my first picture date,undersand?these boots sure are made for walking!!!!!!

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D.C. Mayor Marion Barry from fresh off yo Mama's ass. writes:

Dear WEB:

Sheiiit man, that Apostrophe' K is some straight-up double-badass muthafukin shiet ,man. `

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Boogie from Earth writes:

Dear WEB:

I am too human.

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Ted from Seattle writes:

Dear WEB:

I confess that I am guilty of not caring.

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m30balt from Maryland writes:

Dear WEB:

I have to confess. I am a ChocolateHolic Hersey Is My LIFE

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BUD-man from friggin' flat midwest writes:

Dear WEB:

I confess: I know that I should be studying hard – college is supposed to be important, right??? It's just that the certain tasty, green, sticky herb with red hairs on it is calling to me, it says "put me in a pipe and flick the bic; role me in a J and sparketh me; stuff me into a bong and cough away." My weak will has trouble resisting these powerful mind tricks. Oh well, I'll just go burn another bowl. Cool.

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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dd from new york writes:

Dear WEB:

i like to eat potatoes

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dd from new york writes:

Dear WEB:

i like to eat potatoes, and cats

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ronaldo from cal writes:

Dear WEB:

I snuck into a graveyard at night with a real human skull and some ribs and buried them in a grassy spot without too many markers nearby. I felt paranoid. I feel better now.

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joey from lo mi writes:

Dear WEB:

i have rabis and have to tell my friends but havent yet done so

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MeNaCe from TUCSON, AZ (yeah buts its a dry heat) writes:

Dear WEB:

ßë\\'â®ë thë £í£ g®ëëñ mëñ!

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MeNaCe AgAiN from You know where ^_^ writes:

Dear WEB:

ßë\\'â®ë thë £í£ ®ëÐ mëñ! (the green give oral pleasure ;)

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MeNaCe (the smart one) from Darkside of the earth writes:

Dear WEB:

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bobby from bobbyland writes:

Dear WEB:

I have nothing to say! And that's all!

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Christophe from UK writes:

Dear WEB:

I forgot to switch off the Iron and rendered my parents homeless.

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alyssa from terrestrial sphere writes:

Dear WEB:

I can't stop checking my e-mail. No matter what I do I have to come back to my computer. In the back of mind I think the key to my future will be in my e-mail. So far, my mind misgives me.

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joe bob from lhap writes:

Dear WEB:

I have a masterbation problem, i know it's wrong, but every once and awhile i slip into dirty deeds

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Madness from Ontario writes:

Dear WEB:

My friends mom got me in troule for yelling at my father over the phone. She stood there, drunker than ever, (seriously she is a drunk), and yelled and screamed saying stuff like, "DON'T YOU EVER*sway*EVER*blow of beer breathe* TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT OVER MY PHONE!" And, "OH SURE YOUR MOTHER COMES ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK BUT YOUR FATHERS THERE FOREVER!!" I felt like saying. "LISTEN BITCH!!!! 1. IT ISN'T YOUR PLACE TO GET ME IN TROUBLE FOR YELLING AT MY DAD!!! 2. YOUR MAKING IT SOUND LIKE MY MOTHER DESERTED US OR SOMETHING!! IF IT WASN'T FOR MY MOM BITCH I WOULD BE ON WELFARE!!! But I'm a weeny and couldn't do it.

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Dan from Milan writes:

Dear WEB:

I am a loser

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Juan el Tierno from Buenos Aires - Argentina writes:

Dear WEB:

Hoooo !! Mi querida Web, estoy consternado, pues por mas que trato, sigue gustandome mas practicar sexo que navegar por internet..... El Ser Supremo y Bill Gates me lo perdonen.(03/12/1998).

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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Chris from the Putney Co-op writes:

Dear WEB:

Not only did I eat the Russian Tea Cake, but I lied about it too.

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Sublime from the East writes:

Dear WEB:

First of all, I'm sure none of you will ever beleive this, but i guess i don't really care. sometimes, its better to talk to people who don't care than the people who call themselves your friends. A friend of mine died two years ago. The papers said it was an accident. They are mostly right. He did fall, but he caught himself on a tree root on the edge of the cliff. I watched as he hung there, holding on, high above the river. I didn't help him. I turned and walked. Seconds later he fell to his death. I regret it. I've been depressed, lossed, and alone for so long now. I don't know what happened. I can never go back and fix what I did. I deserve to be at the bottom of that cliff. But its too late. But in letting him die, most of me did too.

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albert from chicago writes:

Dear WEB:

I confess to almighty God, that I have committed the sins that you do not want. First, the biggest sin that I have is a homosexual affair. Please forgive me.

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Dear WEB:

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sweet, young & smooth from from the wetness of my thighs writes:

Dear WEB:

I'm sitting at my desk right now and my pussy is so hot! I want to finger bang myself so bad and I can't. I just recently shaved my pussy bald and it feels so hot I can't stand it. I keep fantasizing about having it spanked by my boyfriend or by some hot girl while he watches or better yet by both of them together, taking turns, spanking and licking and sucking. Oh god, I'm squirming in my chair and I can feel my clit swelling up. I want my pussy spanked so bad. I love the way it looks all bald and smooth, just like a little girl, if only I could finger it right now or have my clit sucked on. I'm on fire. I want to dip my fingers in my hot little hole and smear my pussy juices all over my bald little cunt and have someone lick and suck them off. And once they do I want them to spread my legs wide and spank my cunt. I want to be a bad girl and get a bad girl pussy spanking. I love to hear those words while I get it, I love to hear my boyfriend tell me I have a sweet hot little pink pussy or a tight wet little cunt. I'm going to have to into the office bathroom and finger myself, I can't stand it. I want my bald little girl pussy loved and abused. I'm going to go make myself cum. The thought of my pussy turning pink from a spanking is too much for me.

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somos from my ass writes:

Dear WEB:

Well people call me somos and I hate them so I killed this one guy with a shit stick

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blow job from glasgow writes:

Dear WEB:

wanking

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PuddinHead from LA writes:

Dear WEB:

Sometimes I scratch my ass then smell my fingers. Am I alone here?

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Barry from Michigan writes:

Dear WEB:

I love getting spanked...especially over the knee. I wear thong undies and wiggle my ass as it is being spanked over and over and over!

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Yuval from America writes:

Dear WEB:

Yuval is a total ASSHOLE

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hamster from unedr th table writes:

Dear WEB:

i am drunk anybdy gor any hangover cures?

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bill from north of florida writes:

Dear WEB:

i thought i was alone know i know there are some very lonely people on the web. yet no one gives a dump. we can be lonely together and care about each other join with me in a lonely net sing along,dumb and lonely dumb and lonely who gives a shit we're dumb and lonely. dumb. let me get back to work

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MISTER CHRIST from OTTAWA 456 writes:

Dear WEB:

I SHIT MY PANTS ON PURPOSE, WHILE WALKING MY DOG, AND SHIT ON HER FACE.

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Fried from Mars writes:

Dear WEB:

I can't believe that I actually spend so much time, wasted, downloading shit-loads of totally repulsive and disgusting crap like the most of the stuff on the web. I have no ambition. I have no money. I am a total geek and do not have any friends, and worst of all I don't feel any guilt. If you're guillible enough and are reading this you are probably as pathetic as I. So maybe I am not the only one, heh-heh. get a life, loser.

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Dear WEB:

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Mr Big from Big Tex writes:

Dear WEB:

I ve been married way to long and need another taste of life. Just two 20yr olds will do just fine!

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Spunky from ca writes:

Dear WEB:

I am truely a lesbion but I am dateing a man to not spill my secret

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jo jo from georgia writes:

Dear WEB:

I sometimes masturbate to ozzy osbourne. i mean his music, not him(thats just weird). i like to stick large pieces of brush up my anus.

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a from a writes:

Dear WEB:

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Suede Maus from Cicero writes:

Dear WEB:

I was in a mall store The Limited Too, a store for girls. I was with a lady friend who was looking for a gift for her little sister. I was fascinated with all the girly accessories in brightly colored plastic. I envied little girls because they get to have all the cute and silly stuff. I began to have not a little gender confusion. I really wanted to get dressed up in girly clothes and put on glittery makeup and have a hello kitty plastic purse. I'm scared damnit.

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Maxiim from Earth writes:

Dear WEB:

Forgive me, holy net, as I have sinned. Yesterday I transferred some pornographic mterials into my computer.

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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Dear WEB:

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Dear WEB:

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Fred from Earth writes:

Dear WEB:

I did it! I killed them all!

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stupid from jersey writes:

Dear WEB:

i must submit a real confession. I am addicted to sex. Anything that has to do with sex. I even am beginning to think i would have sex with a male , which is pretty strange given that i am a male and driven to have my thoughts and body into every part of a woman/women. Now even worse is that I join bi/gay chat rooms and pass myself off as a bi fem ( fems in here are very open to have sexual relations and send naked pictures of theiselves). And even worse is that i masturbate several times a day to all this and cannot have sex with my wife. Damn me/damn it all, My wife deserves better!!!!!!

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poop from poopppoooppp writes:

Dear WEB:

I ate a pumpkin, then I farted

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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felon from California writes:

Dear WEB:

I killed 10 dogs, 20 goats and 2 men yesterday. I feel a great burden on my shoulders. I am looking for any way to remove this action from my concience. I am also looking for a place to get rid of the carcases

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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the hair from your ass writes:

Dear WEB:

do you have to shit so much?? and where di you learn how to wipe?!

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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Andy from Dallas, Tx writes:

Dear WEB:

The background on this sucks, and I'm really horny. Youpy mail don't work, and I'm really horny. It would be cool to be a gigalo at 23, and I'm really horny. I'm a security officer and all I do is play on the internet all night, and I'm really horny.

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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Dear WEB:

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

i confess! he did it!

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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Bitch from mass writes:

Dear WEB:

I masterbate 6 times a day and I am a female.

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the squirrel from earth writes:

Dear WEB:

i'm farting around confessing to the web when i should be working.

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snuzzles from snuzzles@webtv.net writes:

Dear WEB:

ummm i am an atheist so i guess confession to the web is ok LOL no really thhis thing is whacked out man but its cool!

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Mista Mushroom from the comode writes:

Dear WEB:

I have consumed the bodys of pygmy goats through my anus.

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Dear WEB:

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7807 from ji-,l6toi8h writes:

Dear WEB:

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turtle from news outh wales writes:

Dear WEB:

i have a breast fetish

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a MetallicA freak with no woman from this hell-hole i call my bedroom... writes:

Dear WEB:

I just got done scratching my balls. I want to shag claire danes. My ex looks good...I want to do her again too. You want to join?...oh, nevermind...can't get too carried away now. I hate people 'cause everyone is destroying the earth. I also hate the web 'cause I spend too much damn time on it. I learn alot, but there are more important things to learn...like what claire dane's cunt tastes like. YUMMY!!!! Damn, now I've got a hardon. I need a blowjob now. Shit, it sucks being home by yourself with no females present to help out!!!! Hell, I could always drive 5 miles and rent a whore! I'm drinking chocolate milk right now. It's getting warm though. My dick is bigger than yours...ha ha!! Korn rules!! so does MetallicA!! Alicia Silverstone just walked in the door...hold on a sec. I need to ask her something. Ok, she's down on her knees now! Hell yeah baby, you know how it's done!!! Ooohhhh Yeeaahhhh!!!!! Aaahhhhhh!!!! Now that's what I call a blowjob...I knew I could count on Alicia! She's one hot babe. So is claire danes...but she couldn't make it over tonight...maybe next time! I'm half asleep right now...took too many damn mini-thins earlier. I wonder if I can make this confession thing longer than anyone elses...(hell, everything else of mine is longer than yours!! ha ha!!) Blah blah blah blah....I want some weed. I want sex. I want a million dollars. (make that 2 million) I want a 15 yr. old, but don't want to go to jail. I want to get off this damn web-page thing, so I'm ending my confession for today...but I'll be back!! I shall return.......

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hndk from fds writes:

Dear WEB:

fdsfsd

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stew from Italy US Navy writes:

Dear WEB:

I have no confession so this is really pointless

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anna from ur writes:

Dear WEB:

urine

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noname from nowhere writes:

Dear WEB:

OK, I confess, I read this page. God I am so depressing!!!!!!!

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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blue from ca writes:

Dear WEB:

had funnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dear WEB:

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guru from dehli somwhere in asia writes:

Dear WEB:

I am the greatest,why can't everyone measure upto my exacting standards? so I hate everybody.

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tony from Silicon Valley writes:

Dear WEB:

Sometimes I get impulses to not work on my computer and socialize with other people....

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mickey from SF writes:

Dear WEB:

what?

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Larry Mondello from Mayfield, USA writes:

Dear WEB:

When I get hungry sometimes and my mom says I can't have a snack because it'll spoil my appetite, I go out in the garden and dig up some worms to eat. They really aren't too bad, once you get used to 'em. I found out that they taste better if you wash 'em.

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Ambria from California writes:

Dear WEB:

Well....well....well where do I start? I have a lot of confessions to make. Maybe I'll just mention a couple for the wicked things that I have done. I hope that I will be forgiven! I'm in love with a 41 year old man....married I might add! We have been sexually involved. Is that so bad? what if I said I was signifigantly younger than him? would that make any difference? I wonder if this makes me a bad person...there's just some things that are too tempting to resist. I also have random sexual thoughts about my co-workers...older..some married...others not. I secretly despise my best friend. she is a two faced liar...to put it nicely. It's weird though..'cause I still love her. Also I keyed my ex-boyfriend's brand new car...I wish I would have slashed his tires too..but I'm too sweet for that. He really deserves that! I guess what goes around comes around. 'cause he cheated on me...so, if you're a cheater..sooner or later you will be cheated on. One last thing I would like to add is that..I pick my nose..constantly...even when there's nothing there. Sometimes I even go as far as to wipe my nose goblins in weird places..like my dirty sock or on my bedroom carpet!! Anyway I could be here all day confessing...so that's it for now

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Jerk from Hell writes:

Dear WEB:

Dear Web, I love a girl and told her about this. She refused but later took pity on me and come back. Now I have refused. I feel like a jerk.

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Webb Ryder from West of Boston writes:

Dear WEB:

I've been ridin' the Web Roundin' up chattel. Got so many e-blisters I'm tall in the saddle.

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Hatch from CANADA writes:

Dear WEB:

I love to have sex with married women... and dream of having sex with DEBBIE!!

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Bob from who the hell knows? writes:

Dear WEB:

ok...not really a confession, but i had to get pissed off somewhere. my life sucks. i have all kinds of cool crap layin around - computers, software, stereo equipment...all kinds of nifty stuff, but i didn't earn any of it. i have precisely $2.67 worth of electrical garbage that i bought with my money. on top of that, ppl r always saying what an idiot i am because of my religion. see, i am - used to be - a jedi. i believe in the Force and everything. every time somebody insulted it, i'd get a little more pissed. eventually, it built up to the point where i started physically defending myself against verbal annoyances and insults. i attacked ppl out of anger. now, i'm sith. i'm an "evil jedi". if anyone sympathizes with this, or wants to learn more about the Force, ICQ me at 7327786. get authorization first, or i'll never get it. also, i've been getting all kinds of chain letters from ppl i've never even heard of. plus, i'm gettin all these "wildlife foundation" e-cards. video of chimps and crap...

well, that's about it for now. if i don't release a little anger, i'm gonna go crazy real fast. when i get pissed, something generally gets broken beyond recognition...

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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tommy990 from hotmail writes:

Dear WEB:

your sex

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Dear WEB:

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

I commited adultery by thinking of lustful thoughts. I swear to turn away from sinning and I shall become more religious and to follow Jesus and God for good advice and ways to not sin. In fact I swear on the holy bible which is in front of me. I hope very much that Jesus and God will forgive me for all my sinnings. And promise to do much better with their helpings. I forgive every single living and dead thing and person no matter what they have ever done. I love everyone and thing. God bless all. I love Jesus and God and thank Them very much. Amen.

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

I commited adultery by thinking of lustful thoughts. I swear to turn away from sinning and I shall become more religious and to follow Jesus and God for good advice and ways to not sin. In fact I swear on the holy bible which is in front of me. I hope very much that Jesus and God will forgive me for all my sinnings. And promise to do much better with their helpings. I forgive every single living and dead thing and person no matter what they have ever done. I love everyone and thing. God bless all. I love Jesus and God and thank Them very much. Amen.

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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i'm calling you from cyberspace writes:

Dear WEB:

how long is the romance? god help me, but i have fallen in love with a man online... how can this be? how can cyber sex be better than the real thing??? any help? icq # 34708208 HELP|!!!!!

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dork from ny writes:

Dear WEB:

I like to log on a as women because no chicks do a good job of sporting. It sucks that females don't sport on the web. But it is' aree own fault.

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narcotix from boston writes:

Dear WEB:

i am a pretentious, oversexed, desperate, depraved, spineless, characterless, depressed, maniacal, stupid, vain asshole somebody forgive me.

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c0nslayer from Planet of the lost hope writes:

Dear WEB:

I managed construction of active wastewater treatment plant were I have been exposed to very low levels of hydrogen sulfide. Hydrogen sulfide is an extremally toxic gas, at very low cumulative exposures also damages CNS. See Bhambhani PhD study, and Marvin Legator PhD, UT, Galvestone. However what many do not know and is shocking HYDROGEN SULFIDES likely reacts with dental mercury amalgams, (mercury sulfide) what I do believe consequently causing accute poisoning by either or both. I am today disable with severe joint pain, buckling legs, respiratory problems, digestive, memory loss, (neurotoxicity) neuropathy and prior to removing the dental amalgams I had symptoms similar to PARKINSON'S. I also believe that Carpal syndrome is not caused by computer keyboards but it is sign of mercury poisoning by dental amalgams. ( I had carpal syndrome, while not working on computers, and was reduced after removal of dental mercury). Consequently I found that mercury causes Multiple Chemical Sensitivity (neurotixicity!) - neurogenic inflammation, time dependent neural sensitization, Gulf War Illness, Chronic Fatigue Immune Dysfunction Syndrome, Irritable Bowel Disease (fungal and yeast infections) Fibromyalgia, arthritis, arthralgia, neuralgia, myalgia, neuralgia, prothralgia, peripheral neuropathy, carpal tunnel, asthma, bronchitis, high blood pressure, interventicular conductivity defect (EKG "ST-T" wave), Parkinson's, Alzheimer, Lou Gherig disease, memory loss, panic disorder, anxiety, paranoia, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, misdiagnosed as thyroids problems, misdiagnosed for oral herpes sores in mouth (mercury sulfur), bleeding gums, plaque, vision problems, acne, intestinal infections, impotence or erection disorders, all due to neurotoxicity, and not allergy to mercury or sensitivity to mercury as FDA suggests. Yes I do have swollen salivary glands, and I developed metallic taste with severe electrolysis in mouth during exposure to H2S. In deed I found that dental amalgam causes Multiple chemical sensitivity, Fibromyalgia, Chronic fatigue Immune Dysfunction Syndrome, and also damages brain of developing fetus in pregnant mothers when passing through placenta, causing Attention Deficit Hypersensitivity Disorder, and Autism. Unfortunatelly OSHA knows nothing about it, and FDA is intellectually paralyzed. Please made the update in your publication to warn the "mases" that dental amalgam in deed can poison also. The injurious mechanisms working with chemicals starts with change of body acidity. When accidic the acids will react with dental amalgams than causing acute poisoning. Industrial Exposure and Control Technologies for OSHA Regulated Hazardous Substances U.S. Department of Labor 2Elizabeth Dole, S Secretary March 1989 Volume II of II Substances K-Z and Indices Occupational Safety and Heath Administration John A. Pendergrass, Assistant Secretary HEALTH EFFECTS Effects of exposure may be delayed. [USCG, 19851 Acute poisoning may result from inhalation of vapors of elemental mercury. If poisoning occurs by inhalation of fumes of metallic mercury, the syndrome is characterized by pneumonitis, lethargy or restlessness, fever, tachypnea, cough, chest pain, cyanosis, diarrhea & vomiting; atelectasisd emphysema, hemorrhage & pneumothorax often follow. Systemic effects of the poison start within a few hours & may last for days; death may ensue. Systemic signs of acute poisoning by elemental mercury include those referable to CNS. [GOODMAN. PHARN BASIS THERAP 6TH ED 19801 The condition is characterized by metallic taste, nausea, abdominal pain, vomiting, diarrhea, headache, & sometimes albuminuria. After few days, salivary glands swell, stomatitis & gingivitis develop, & a dark line of mercury sulfide forms on inflamed gums. Teeth may loosen, & ulcers may form on lips & cheeks. In milder cases, recovery occurs within 10-14 days, but in others, poisoning of chronic type may ensue. Some of acute cases have resulted from exposure concentration of 1.2 to 8.5 ml Hg~cu m. [PATTY. INDUS HYG & TOX 3RD ED VOLZA,2B,2C 1981-82] Mercury affect health The nervous system is very sensitive to all forms of mercury. Methylmercury and metal vapors are more harmful than other forms, because more mercury in these forms reaches the brain. Exposure to high levels of metallic, inorganic, or organic mercury can permanently damage the brain, kidneys, and developing fetus. Effects on brain functioning may result in irritability, shyness, tremors, changes in vision or hearing, and memory problems. Short-term exposure to high levels of metallic mercury vapors may cause effects including lung damage, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, increases in blood pressure or heart rate, skin rashes, and eye irritation. There are inadequate human cancer data available for all forms of mercury. Mercuric chloride has caused increases in several types of tumors in rats and mice, while methylmercury increased kidney tumors in male mice. The EPA has determined that mercuric chloride and methyl mercury are possible human carcinogens. Mercury affect on children: Very young children are more sensitive to mercury than adults. Mercury in the mother's body passes to the fetus and can pass to a nursing infant through breast milk. The case of an 8-month-old girl with acute mercury vapor intoxication successfully treated with oxygen, intravenous injections of nafcillin sodium (100 mg~kg~day) and chloramphenicol sodium succinate (100 mg~kg~day) is reported. [JAFFE KM ET AL; AM J DIS CHILD 137: 749-51 (1983)1 Mercury's harmful effects that may be passed from the mother to the developing fetus include brain damage, mental retardation, and incoordination, blindness, seizures, and an inability to speak. Children poisoned by mercury may develop problems of their nervous and digestive systems and kidney damage. Tests are available to measure mercury levels in the body. Blood tests are not reliable, urine samples are used to test for exposure to metallic mercury and to inorganic forms of mercury. Mercury in in scalp hair is measured to determine exposure to methylmercury. Mass Mercury Poisoning in Iraq, 1971 Wheat is believed to have been domesticated first in the fields of the Fertile Crescent, an area extending from the Persian Gulf to the Palestinian coast, including much of what is now Iraq. Following a major drought in 1971 that ruined the wheat harvest of this region, the Iraqi government decided to switch to a more resilient variety of wheat from Mexico, known as Mexipak. The Iraqis requested that the wheat seed be treated with mercury to protect it from fungal infections. However, in placing the order, a single-letter typographical error was made in the name of the fungicide, resulting in treatment of the grain with highly toxic methylmercury instead of the relatively harmless form of organic mercury normally used. In the fall of 1971, the largest commercial order of wheat in history (178,000 tons) was delivered to Iraq and distributed throughout the country. In some areas the wheat arrived too late for planting and was used instead to make bread. The sacks contained labels warning against consumption, but the labels were in Spanish. The grain had also been colored by a pink dye to indicate that it was poisonous, but the farmers were not aware of the significance of the color. Some of the sacks still carried the original warning labels from the U.S. manufacturer, with the skull and crossbones poison designation; however, the Iraqi farmers were not familiar with this symbol. The mercury-treated grain was consumed by thousands of Iraqis over a period of a few weeks. Indeed, the pink color of the bread was thought to be attractive. Weeks later, the effects of mercury poisoning began to appear. At first the symptoms were a burning or prickling sensation of the skin and blurred vision. These symptoms were followed by uncoordinated muscular movements, blindness, deafness, coma, and in some cases death. Tragically, one village was not aware of the delayed effects of mercury poisoning and assumed that the traditional yellow wheat they had just eaten was responsible for the poisoning. Their efforts to obtain the pink variety, which they had recently run out of, were unfortunately successful. The estimated toll of the mass poisoning was 6,000 hospitalizations, 5,000 severe poisonings, and 450 hospital deaths. Since many persons were not admitted to hospitals, the actual totals are not known; however, the number of individuals significantly affected has been placed at more than 50,000 and the number of deaths at 5,000. The effects on developing fetuses in mothers who ate the bread have not been fully documented, but subsequent analyses indicate that the fetus may be more than 10 times as sensitive to mercury poisoning as the adult. Afterbirth, the exposed child may suffer seizures, abnormal reflexes, and delayed development. Severe cases involve cerebral palsy. The extent and consequences of this tragedy still are not completely documented. SOURCE: B. Weiss and T.W. Clarkson, “Toxic Chemical Disasters and the Implications of Bhopal for Technology Transfer, ” Milbank Quarterly 64:216-240, 1986. I do believe that Gulf War Illness is caused by dental amalgams: This is attachment received from OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE, 1000 DEFENSE PENTAGON, WASHINGTON, DC 20301 -1000 General Bernard ROSTKER dated MAY 20, 1999 and addressed to me: HYPOTHESIS REGARDING ILLNESS IN PGW VETERANS Summers (1994) has proposed that set of unexplained symptoms in PGW veterans (skin rashes, chronic fatigue, headaches, sore joints, hair loss, irritability, insomnia, diarrhea, and depression) may be related to mercury toxicity as result of installation of dental amalgams just prior to or immediately after service in PGW. This hipotesis asserts that installation of these amalgams resulted in clinically evident elemental mercury toxicity that continues as patients have ongoing exposure to mercury. It is clear that the placement of dental amalgams results in systemic exposure to mercury (Gross and Harrisson, 1989; Summers et al. 1993). It is also clear that significant exposure to elemental mercury results in toxic syndrome with complex clinical presentation (Wyngaarden et al. 1992.) At the same time, relatively few human studies of adverse effects of amalgams have been done. Interest in diminishing elemental mercury exposure has resulted in proposals in Sweden, Denmark and Germany for restrictions on the use of mercury - containing dental amalgams. To date, the hypothesis of unexplained symptoms in PGW veterans associated with the recent installation of dental amalgams has not been directly investigated to the best of our knowledge. COMPARISON OF PATIENTS WITH CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME, FIBROMYALGIA, AND MULTIPLE CHEMICAL SENSITIVITIES. Dedra Buchwald; Deborah Garrity. Author's Abstract: COPYRIGHT American Medical Association 1994 Background: Chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS), fibromyalgia (FM), and multiple chemical sensitivities (MCS) are conditions associated with fatigue and a variety of other symptoms that appear to share many clinical and demographic features. Our objectives were to describe the similarities and differences among patients with CFS, FM, and MCS. Additional objectives were to determine how frequently patients with MCS and FM met the criteria for CFS and if they differed in their health locus of control. Methods: Demographic, clinical and psychosocial measures were prospectively collected in 90 patients, 30 each with CFS, FM, and MCS. Patients were recruited from a university-based referral clinic devoted to the evaluation and treatment of chronic fatigue and three private practices. Variables included demographic features, symptoms characteristic of each condition, psychological complaints, a measure of health locus of control, and information on health care use. Results: Overall, the three patient groups were remarkably similar in demographic characteristics and the presence of specific symptoms. Patients with CFS and FM frequently reported symptoms compatible with MCS. Likewise, 70% of patients with FM and 30% of those with MCS met the criteria for CFS. Health care use was substantial among patients with CFS, FM, and MCS, with an average of 22.1, 39.7, and 23.3 visits, respectively, to a medical provider during the prior year. Health locus of control did not differ among the three populations. Conclusions: In general, demographic and clinical factors and health locus of control do not clearly distinguish patients with CFS, FM, and MCS. Symptoms typical of each disorder are prevalent in the other two conditions. (Arch Intern Med. 1994;154:2049-2053) Journal of A1lergy and Clinical immunology: April 1997, 990422 ABSTRACTS The Journal of Allergy and Clinical Immunology Official Publication of the American Academy of Allergy, Asthma and Immunology April 1997, volume 99 number 4 Copyright by Mosby-Year Book, Inc. Panic response to sodium lactate infusion in patients with multiple chemical sensitivity syndrome Karen E. Binkley, MD, and Stan Kutcher, MDb Toronto, Ontario, and Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada Background:Many patients who are first seen with what has been called multiple chemical sensitivity syndrome (MCS) experience symptoms suggestive of panic disorder including chest tightness, shortness of breath, palpitations, paresthesias, lightheadedness, and mental confusion. Although such patients are often convinced that these symptoms reflect toxic effects of environmental "chemicals," direct evidence of this is lacking . To the contrary, a previous study has shown that some of these individuals exhibit hyperventilation responses on exposure to non noxious stimuli, and it has been suggested that the resulting hypocarbia accounts for their symptoms. We postulated that some patients with self identified MCS had an underlying condition similar to panic disorder and would therefore demonstrate similar responses to provocative challenges, such as sodium lactate infusion. Methods: Patients referred to an allergy and clinical immunology service for evaluation of "chemical sensitivity" were investigated to rule out underlying medical conditions, including asthma, as a cause of their symptoms and were enrolled for study after giving informed consent. After a standardized psychiatric assessment was performed, patients underwent single-blind intravenous infusions of normal saline solution placebo) and sodium lactate (which reproduces symptoms in individuals with underlying panic disorder). All patients were referred for independent psychiatric assessment. Results: The standardized psychiatric assessment identified four of five patients as meeting DSM III-R diagnostic criteria for panic disorder along with other depressive and/or anxiety-related disorders. All five patients with self-identified chemical sensitivity exhibited a positive symptomatic response to sodium lactate compared with placebo infusion. Independent psychiatric assessment confirmed the diagnosis of panic disorder on the basis of DSM III-R criteria in each of the five patients. Conclusions: These results suggest that MCS may have a neurobiologic basis similar, if not identical, to that of panic disorder.We speculate that treatments with demonstrated efficacy in panic disorder may also be of benefit in MCS, and conversely, treatments that reinforce anticipatory anxiety and avoidance behavior in patients with MCS may be detrimental (J Allergy Clin Immunol 1997;99:4.) FDA - "..according to the Office of Device Evaluation (ODE), the office responsible for conducting scientific reviews of medical devices, there is no scientific evidence that amalgam poses hazard "...except for the rare individual who has an allergy to mercury..."" Were this is in conflict with DOD statement about mercury leaching from teeth as well as Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry reporting that mercury may pass through placenta as well as from breast milk to infants! So this is a political not any more scientific issue where deception is used by some morons to argue to save the costs, while injuring children and general population. The issue is that one can not be sensitive (allergic) to a neurotoxin such as mercury. JOEM 39:1 (January 1997), pp 15-22 Monica Sanstrm, Bsc, Eugene Lyskov MD PhD, Andr Berglund, Sviatoslav Medvedev MD PhD, Kjell Hansson Mild PhD, An increasing number of people (in Sweden) are claiming that they are hypersensitive to electricity. These patients suffer from skin as well as neurological symptoms when they are near computer monitors, fluorescent tubes, or other electrical appliances. Provocation studies with electromagnetic fields emitted from these appliances have, with only one exception, all been negative, indicating that there are other factors in the office environment that can effect the autonomic and/or central nervous system, resulting in the symptoms reported. Flickering light is one such factor and was therefore chosen as the exposure parameter in this study. Ten patients complaining of electrical hypersensitivity and the same number of healthy voluntary control subjects were exposed to amplitude-modulated light. The sensitivity of the brain to this type of visual stimulation was tested by means of objective electrophysiological methods such as electroetinography and visual evoked potential. A higher amplitude of brain cortical responses at all frequencies of stimulation was found when comparing patients with the control subjects, whereas no differences in retinal responses were revealed. Correspondence: Kjell Hansson Mild, PhD National Institute Box 7654, S-907 13 Ume, Sweden THE RELATIONSHIP OF COMPUTER VISION SYNDROME TO MUSCULOSKELETAL DISORDERS Many individuals who work at a computer video display terminal (VDT) report a high level of job-related complaints and symptoms, including ocular discomfort, muscular strain, and stress. Surveys of computer workers show that eye and vision problems are the most frequently reported health-related problems, generally occurring in 70 to 75 percent of computer workers.1-3 The complex of eye and vision problems related to near work experienced during computer use has been termed "computer vision syndrome".4 The elements of working at a computer which make it visually demanding include frequent saccadic eye movements (ocular motility) and continuous eye focusing (accommodation) and alignment (vergence) demands. Problems occur when the visual demands of the task exceed the visual abilities of the individual to comfortably perform the task. Eye movements, eye focusing, and eye alignment processes involve repetitious muscular activity. The movement of each of the eyes is controlled by six extraocular muscles5 that are responsible for proper alignment of the eyes when viewing objects such as the computer screen. The ability of the eyes to change focus is controlled by the ciliary muscle, which exerts a force on the internal lens of the eye.6 In many respects, many computer related vision problems can be considered a form of musculoskeletal disorder, commonly referred to as cumulative trauma disorder (CTD) or repetitive stress injuries (RSI).7 The relationship between computer related vision problems and RSI include: Symptoms are work related and associated with repetitive activity -- The development of computer vision syndrome is related to the unique aspects of the task. Working at a computer is more visually demanding than doing other standard office work such as reading printed documents. Aspects of the design of the computer video display such as screen resolution and contrast, image refresh rates and flicker, and screen glare, as well as working distances and angles all may contribute to worker symptoms.8,9 In order to accomplish specific computer related tasks, frequent eye movements from work documents to the computer screen, or from the screen to the keyboard and back again, are used. In addition, as the object being viewed changes, so does the need for a change in eye focusing to maintain a clear image. These changes occur repeatedly during computer work. The flexibility of the lens within the eye gradually decreases with age resulting in a condition called presbyopia, which affects most people after about age 40. As a result, individuals are unable to adequately focus on close work and computer screens without a proper spectacle lens correction.10 Problems are related to disorders of muscles, tendons, bones, or nerves -- Ocular motility, accommodative and vergence disorders are due to problems with the neuromuscular control mechanisms of these functions. Problems occur or are aggravated by repeated movements -- The visual symptoms that occur from working at a computer are the result of repeatedly stressing some aspect of the eyes or visual system. Asthenopia and visual symptoms result from the task difficulty and duration stressing the accommodative and eye coordination systems. Eye-related symptoms and the underlying vision condition may be aggravated and/or precipitated by repeated work at a computer. This is not dissimilar from other types of RSIs in which a part of the human physiology functions properly with normal activity, but breaks down and causes symptoms when strained or stressed. A lengthy period of time is required for the problems to develop and for the individual to recover -- Although vision disorders may occur as localized fatigue and subside after discontinuance of work, they often return the next day when work is resumed. Unlike other forms of localized fatigue, the visual system is not able to adapt to the conditions that cause the fatigue so that it no longer occurs with regular exposure. Some vision problems may become more significant over time.11 Many aspects of computer vision syndrome meet the same criteria used to define cumulative trauma disorders or repetitive stress injuries. Because of the impact of computer vision syndrome on worker comfort and productivity, the American Optometric Association believes more attention needs to be given to reducing the impact of computer related vision problems in the workplace and to providing appropriate eye and vision care for workers who use computers on a regular basis. Chronic fatigue syndrome is dismissed by many quacks passing for medical doctors in political fight for financial turf and is being as being deliberately assessed as merely not existing ever objectively confirmed bogus medical label known as psychosomatic; that is if you have it, it's only in your head, since such quack usually following the business association's (AMA) recommendations is not intelligent enough to make by himself any sound correlation and provide any sound diagnosis. In deed there is growing evidence that AMA attracts poorly educated doctors who are trying to gain credentials as medical doctors while conning the patients. The best qualified doctors are withdrawing membership from this business organization trying to claim monopoly on medical practice and diagnosis. AMA was involved in embarrassing scandals for last decades involving Sun corporation, ZANTAC and Helocobacter Pylori, and treatment and diagnosis of known as Chronic Fatigue and Immune Dysfunction Syndrome (CFIDS), Fibromyalgia Syndrome (FMS), Multiple Chemical Sensitivity (MCS), and Gulf War Syndrome (GWS) well known to be caused by neurotoxicity of dental amalgam. AMA attracted aggressive management with mediocre medical education, and lack of scientific or intellectual capacity, while manipulated by big Insurance and pharmaceutical industry financial support which are nothing else as buying the influence in exchange for loyalty and some deliberately intimidating the researchers as reported in:. England Journal of Medicine - April 17, 1997 - Volume 336, Number 16 The Messenger under Attack - Intimidation of Researchers by Special-Interest Groups Attacks on health researchers are not new. Pierre Louis, for example, was vilified nearly two centuries ago for suggesting that bloodletting was an ineffectual therapy.(1) In an open society such as ours, controversy is common and often socially useful. The fact that scientists are sometimes challenged by special-interest groups should be no surprise. However, with widening media coverage of health research, growing public interest in health hazards, and expanding research on the outcomes of clinical care, such attacks may become more frequent and acrimonious. The huge financial implications of many research studies invite vigorous attack. In Marcia Angell's recent Shattuck Lecture, she argued that litigation, fear, bias, and greed interfere with scientific efforts to answer questions of importance to public health and that an antiscientific social attitude encourages premature or ill-informed political and legal solutions to medical questions.(2) She noted that intimidation may cause investigators and institutions with access to critical sources of data to shy away from conducting research on controversial topics. Studies of health hazards are illustrative of this problem. Media and courtroom approaches rapidly overshadowed clinical and epidemiologic studies of the potential adverse effects of breast implants.(2,3) The lead industry hobbled the work of Needleman and colleagues on the health risks of low-level lead exposure and intimidated others through coordinated attacks at scientific meetings and skillful manipulation of the procedures for investigating scientific misconduct.(4,5,6) The National Rifle Association and its allies, angered by studies funded by the National Center for Injury Prevention and Control, part of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, that demonstrated the risks to family members posed by guns in the home, tried to eliminate the agency that provided the funding.(7) Such attacks often focus on "hot-button" policy issues (chemical exposure, firearm injuries) or on data relevant to large disability or liability claims (breast implants). Three recent experiences involving our institutions illustrate how vituperative such attacks may be and the range of tactics employed. Such episodes warrant close scrutiny, because intimidation of investigators and funding agencies by powerful constituencies may inhibit important research on health risks and rational approaches to cost-effective health care. Copyright © 1997 by the Massachusetts Medical Society You need to get of hold of : Neurotoxicity: Identifying and Controlling Poisons of the Nervous System U.S. Office of Technology Assessment April 1990 OTA-BA-436 NTIS order #PB90-252511 (361 pages) GWS is less well defined and refers to the cluster of undiagnosed symptoms of unknown cause that have been reported by over 10% of the US veterans involved in the 1991 war against Iraq (more than 80,000 troops to date). Although studies published by the Department of Defense, Department of Veterans' Affairs, the National Institute of Medicine, and the Centers for Disease Control have failed to identify a "unique syndrome," the symptoms most commonly reported by ill veterans--including chronic fatigue, muscle and joint pain, sleep disturbances, and neurocognitive problems--are almost identical to those seen in CFS, FMS and MCS. Some independent researchers attribute the symptoms of GWS to pesticide (methyl mercury) and chemical weapons exposures, while others report finding a mycoplasma infection that can be treated, although not cured, with long-term use of antibiotics. See: http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/adentalmercuryamalgam http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/adentalmercuryamalgam http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/gulfwarillness http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/dangerousdoctors

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Red envelops and rubber bands are on bouth sides of the entry door, and in toilet rooms to allow for your privacy. Unfortunastelly the largest envelops we found were only 12" x 24". Use multiple envelops if needed. You do not have to bind envelops toogether. We already ordered double pocket 48" x 24" red envelops, for the next event. We will keep our security camera on, so we know whom to invite next year. Dinning room, From now on we will use chopsticks only. Last week President accidently poked Chio Chu Guoa in the tie with escargo fork. When backing off his hand his hand cuffs silver presidential seal get stuck in her crotch. It was embarassing we could not take it out when she got orgasm. President was late for meeting with Janet Reno. Fortunatelly she kept him down, even she was shaking. Library policy, 1. Please do not run in library, floors are too slipery. 2. As of today we do prohibit wearing miniskirts. 3. Remove your bra before entering LIBRARY. Use of bra is and always was counter productive. Bra hanger is on the right to the entry door. Good woman do not need one. We provide enough support if asked. In addition you may request double handed or single handed. 4. To indicate your readiness slowly place cigar on the desk, be ready to switch lights off - for security reason and step up on step stool. 5. For security reasons, please switch the lights off before using step stools. The press is always around. 6. There is no such as bad, woman. She just may be off cycle. We welcome them all. Good woman keep her skirt ready to go up. Keep in mind that a good woman with skirt up, always run faster than a man with pants down. Effective immediatelly running is prohibited. Those who run will be permanently banned from priviledge to enter White House. Next week effective Monday 12 noon, all skirts will be prohibited, we need one more signature. Skirt hangers will be located at the left side of the entry doors. We keep log at security gate. Do not flash security guards, this is now prohibited after Monica was banned from entry. Last flash was made by Chineese and press is now all over. Keep in mind be discreete. Chineese Swing: Chineese Swing is by reservation only, goes to highest bidder. Minimum bid $ 225,000 for 1 hour, time extention @ $ 500,000 per 15 minutes extra can be arranged. As an exception Sultan Sexitargian placed bid until March 13, 2000 12.00pm, so we could not turn it down. You may reserve over INTERNET. We are already Booked until March 13, 2000. All proceeds to go to Democratic Party fund raising. "G" Strings, Please do not use dental floss as "G" string. It sticks to plumbing and plug the heads. Condoms: For young widows, please show respect - use black condoms only. This way you can pay respect any time she is down. 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There was no her finger prints on the invoices, she was in deed on step stool. How she could leave fingerprints? Note to security: Should Monica show up, please always direct her to BUDDY'S entry door. She already has presidential knee pads. Secreet Serv, (Confidential)

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i just need to talk as i am having a really hard time with my dirovce and being an single dad and watching my ex with another man. I don't know what to do and my heart is broken and i hurt so bad. I haven't burned any bridges but i am close and i don't know if i shouldn't burn them anyway. she has done everything possible to burn bridges and my lord this hurts so bad. I was married once against the wishes of christian friends. i was lonely and wanted a family and kids and she said she went to churce when younger so that was my okay to get married but i also wanted to be honorable too after having sex with her and it didn't matter when she said she didn't want kids and when she said she couldn't promise she would be able to be monogamous. we married and did okay but after she finished school she was at loose ends and i got increainsly angry anf frustrated because she wouldn;'t get a job and she owuldn't take care of the house. i gave her 6 months and she did fina\ a h\job but it a\was down hill from there. she wanted to move to seattle where had most of her good memories growing up; i dind' watn to move but wanted a house and seattle was the place to do it. i quit my job, we moved to seattle bought a house with help from my dad and mom and i couldn't find work she did and she moved on with a co-worker. i did tell her i didn't want to be married anymove\\re and then we bouthg the house. i moved back to harbor dity and started over at the phone company and with life. i did well and prospered but then felt the move of the spriti i hope to move to seattle and she didn't want the houlse so i moved with no job. i cou not find work even with seven eleven and used all my nmone and i swa sh sur that i was making the fite move to come to seattle. in deperatation and before i was completely out of money i moved aboard the spirit with th wasd hell then i applied with goodwill and finally got work as a donation attendant which i would do until i sold the house for a i had made the ededcinasl to move back to la and michelle hired me in fact fired someone which swas not uncommon so that she could hire me. i moved up quickly and soon was driving truck asd double my origina salary and i had enough money to live on as my mortagage wwa ssslos. after working there for almost a year by which time i moved up to her level i asked hour out as afriend to do stuff and we met and talked and clicked though not sexually which for me was alomst gone anyway but i asked her out agtter she remarked she wanted to quit work and have a familyand stay home with them. I thought her she is the oune i have been looking for. she was ten years younger than me, 24. i insisted we marry that summer and she relented and we did in june. it was rocky,m hard, and very difficult. lots of jpersonal problems jobs, family problems disagreements. we went to church for awhile and seemed okay then moved tokitsap and didn't my dpression had a big influence on things and seems to be the downfall after trying to change medications for the sexual disfunction and ending up suicidal and she changed and siad that was it. then a year later she informed me it was over. she said i should have know as she had been telling me for along tomiem things werent werking for her and i tried to help her but ew ended up just living in the same house and she resented me for several things that happende and i did or didn't do and she never let them go and di gave up and just couldn't deal with her or help her ar get things better so she said its over a\just after meeting mark g\agin for the first time in many years as they be an item in high school. and now they are ac opule and i have lost her and i don't know it if should be galad or not and my spiritual mentor was completely against my marrying her and i thought i mu;st be crazy and she must be wright as things bad kept hammening. I guess i just can't be maried and i don't know wha to let go and owhat to let go of and shoudl i try to get her back or let her go or not ever be married adn what is god's work on theis and does it matter whe have kids and it rips my guts out she has a boyfriend she is fucking and she still wants me for emotional support and dddddddddddddddddddddddddi am just dying inside i need help guidance a word soem direction some asistance to know what to do and how to do it and i dcannot go on like this please mhelp me jesus and forgive my sins and transgressions and iniquity for doing my will and not yours and i know you dont' condemn me but hurt for me and yoh wanted something else for me and i wouldn't listen forgive my willfulness and stubbornness and my; rebellion and do i hope for another a\chance or learn to let go and i jsut want my wife back but i please forgive me and open the eway and speak to me somehow i beg of you i have lost my way and i cannot find my way home. please jesus

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from writes:

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Dear WEB:

Hi

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BIGBOY2DOU from NEAR VILLANOVA writes:

Dear WEB:

I just fucked my brothers fiance', its the 3rd. time, It started the 4th if july, we were all wasted & when everyone fell asleep, she asked if I was HUNG HUGE like my brother, I asked her 2 b the judge & pulled my big fat cock out in front of all our asleep friends, she said I was bigger than my brother :) She sucked me off while my brother snored 2 feet away from us!!! It was really hott, the hottest part is when she described my brothers cock, we used 2 compare sizes, SO I KNOW ITS HUGE, anyway...the hottest part is when I cum when i'm with her I imagine I'm doing my brother........CUASE NOBODY KNOWS , BUT I LOVE BIG COCK!!!!! Especially BIG BLACK DUDES! I wanna suck on BIG HUGE COCKS...& the BLACK ones lokk so tasty!!! 4 Now i guess I keep suckin on my own. I can get the head and some more in my own mouth!!!

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Steev from midwest usa writes:

Dear WEB:

I am guilty because i am too paranoid to stand up for the legalization of cannabis in this state. by advocating it's legalization i am setting myself up to be busted by the facists who run this state and i'm afraid that I don't have the balls to do that. I am so sorry. Excuse me while i fire up!!

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300 from mn writes:

Dear WEB:

i went to a party and another guy kissed me, and i have a boyfriend.

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jt from ottawa writes:

Dear WEB:

i love rosie

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Happily Tragic Mr. Grey from The yonder end of Nowheresville writes:

Dear WEB:

I'm only a half-rate poet but i pretend i'm not!! Help me!!

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from writes:

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Lovelorn from Point of No Return writes:

Dear WEB:

i fell in love with a friend who was supposedly gay. he in turn says that he loves me back. but he's "confused". i need him and want him so bad. i feel so guilty that i have caused him so much turmoil and stress. i dont know if he loves me the way i love him, though he says he does. i just want it so bad. so my sin is being selfish even when it causes pain.

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justme from usa writes:

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gasguts from Prewar Berlin writes:

Dear WEB:

Während in den Tiefen eines Äthers binge, fucked ich meine Mutter. Sie ist jetzt schwanger. Ich bin so traurig!

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falvai from www.freemail.c3.hu writes:

Dear WEB:

I've installed a WINDOWZZZZZZZZZZZZ. I will never do it again!

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no from no writes:

Dear WEB:

this page is dumb

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Rebecka of the well from the bible writes:

Dear WEB:

I am very sad to see all of these confessions because only God can forgive our sins. People who are "soul searching" on the internet will find in the end that only God's love can fill that emptiness within them... Be good to each other. Peace.

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Rebecka of the well from the bible writes:

Dear WEB:

I am very sad to see all of these confessions because only God can forgive our sins. People who are "soul searching" on the internet will find in the end that only God's love can fill that emptiness within them... Be good to each other. Peace.

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from writes:

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across the Universe from Michigan writes:

Dear WEB:

I confess, even though I was raised a catholic, I do not beleive in GOD. If there is a supreme being I think it must be the universe itself. It seems to be alive much as the planet earth seems to be as well(gaia). If the universe is alive and is responsible for our exisitence (I mean directly involved in the process) perhaps it is to keep it alive by preventing it from using up all of its fuel (hydrogen, helium, other light elements). If this is true I see know reason why we should be immortal. In fact I believe religion is based on fear of death. when we die I believe our consciousness ceases to exist as we ourselves do. face facts man when you die its all over

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the perfect wife from on the fence writes:

Dear WEB:

I made out with a guy from work that's 12 years younger than me. And liked it. Alot.

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sad asswipe from England writes:

Dear WEB:

i keep wanking at pics of young girls and boys im now going to stop this sick sad way of life NOW and become free of this inner demon and rid it for life i say to GO GO GO NOW AND DONT COME BACK FADE AND DIE please forgive me for this sick act, i will now accept my punishment. thank you sad asswipe

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pepe petakas from Zapotiltic writes:

Dear WEB:

I am the antichirist jjajajja van amorir putos

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haaakona from midgaard writes:

Dear WEB:

I had premarital sex

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Krazy_chic from my bedroom writes:

Dear WEB:

Im totally krayz about this guy. Problem iz hes my brother in-laws cuzine!!! when we first met(through my friend, who iz his cuzine from his other side)we hated each other. But he doesn't seem to hate me anymore(he even waved to me at playland).I'm just krayz about him now and I dont know what to do!!! By the way I'm 14 in grade 9 and he's 16 in grade 11!!!

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Krazy_chic from my bedroom writes:

Dear WEB:

Im totally krayz about this guy. Problem iz hes my brother in-laws cuzine!!! when we first met(through my friend, who iz his cuzine from his other side)we hated each other. But he doesn't seem to hate me anymore(he even waved to me at playland).I'm just krayz about him now and I dont know what to do!!! By the way I'm 14 in grade 9 and he's 16 in grade 11!!!

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Krazy_chic from my bedroom writes:

Dear WEB:

Im totally krayz about this guy. Problem iz hes my brother in-laws cuzine!!! when we first met(through my friend, who iz his cuzine from his other side)we hated each other. But he doesn't seem to hate me anymore(he even waved to me at playland).I'm just krayz about him now and I dont know what to do!!! By the way I'm 14 in grade 9 and he's 16 in grade 11!!!

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Lawman from Michigan writes:

Dear WEB:

Dear Web: I have been married only 1 year, but already I have had 7 affairs!! I don't know why, I love my wife and shes really beautiful, I just like to cuddle and make love to other women. I am currently involved with 2 women. They are best friends and I really like them both. I am gonna stop after these ones!!!

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from writes:

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

PURPLE HEADED YOGURT SHOOTER

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HairY Dangler from hello writes:

Dear WEB:

I SIT NAKED WHEN ON THE WEB I CALL IT {NAKED TIME}

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Paedoman from Cheddleton nr Stoke writes:

Dear WEB:

i fancy my little sisters barbie doll. does any one else have this problem? if you do give me a ring on 01538 399333. and say, i am a sick pervert.

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Kesmaster from Olympius Mons writes:

Dear WEB:

I have been trying to buy up the web recently, but I keep finding that BG got there before me. this homepage rules

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S N from Milngavie writes:

Dear WEB:

I have masturbated a squirrel to orgasm

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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matt from coming out writes:

Dear WEB:

i am gay and i like tigran...

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

matt is a gay fag that sucks his cats dick

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from writes:

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

erohv@hotmail.com o[ nbha

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yann gangi from Beijing writes:

Dear WEB:

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^cosmic^ from Intergalactic Planetarium writes:

Dear WEB:

I cyber sex all the time and really enjoy it.The only thing is I manipulate the poor people to telling me their phone numbers then I foreva prank them until they change numbers. I wish I could stop but I LOVE IT!!!!!! P.S: Can I call you?

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^cosmic^ from Intergalactic Planetarium writes:

Dear WEB:

I cyber sex all the time and really enjoy it.The only thing is I manipulate the poor people to telling me their phone numbers then I foreva prank them until they change numbers. I wish I could stop but I LOVE IT!!!!!! P.S: Can I call you?

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from writes:

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Mickey from Midwest writes:

Dear WEB:

I just killed a man with my bare hands. He wouldn't give me his new sneakers. I wnated them. They were red. Wow, this feels a lot better getting this off of my chest. It seems as if it is alright to kill people if i simply confess it to you guys. Thanks

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Break Down from Glendora writes:

Dear WEB:

I never in my life really knew what hate felt like. Not dislike but hate. Now I will confess, I hate her, I hate her, & I hate her So much Im Going to swear now! (Fuck) There forgive me ! Thanks... Who cares,. Surley not her,she does'nt deserve to live . Now look at me Im like the rest of you on this comp. way to much .. Scubadik@aol.com Write me please..

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glory from obivan writes:

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Leggs from Gator Country writes:

Dear WEB:

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Leggs from Gator Country writes:

Dear WEB:

Snakes slither, babys crawl, man walks, and old men fall. It's our future.

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boy from boston writes:

Dear WEB:

I went on porn and I am 12...What should I do

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boy from boston writes:

Dear WEB:

hi

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meño from guatemala writes:

Dear WEB:

I,VE SAW PORNO ON TV AND INETENET I´VE FUCKED I´VE LIED

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from writes:

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SpanKING from LONDON writes:

Dear WEB:

DEAR WEB i have been looking at this site for a full hour and am shocked by the revelations here ! I have been spending my fathers credit card and think that just maybe if he saw this on the web he would forgive me ! i bought a copy of ULTIMA online and wasted a full £30 ! no no no !

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god from that place in the sky writes:

Dear WEB:

DAMN U ALL FOR SPENDING SO MUCH FUKKIN DOG FOOD ON THIS WEBSITE ALL THO IT DESERVES A BIG HUG ..... I CONFESS THAT I SENT MY SON TO A DEATH WORSE THEN MICROSOFT ,,,,,,,THANKS I FEEL BETTER

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Billy Bob. from New Zealand writes:

Dear WEB:

Well I sort of did some things to the farm yard animals and I feel really bad.

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Masha from Foligno writes:

Dear WEB:

I confess that I feel a strong pull to return to a relationship I know will never work. I am uncertain if even a friendship will be possible now. I cannot give her what she needs and I'm not sure if anyone can.

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Natalie (real name Grant Walker) from uk writes:

Dear WEB:

I have to confess to being a closet cross dresser. I like to be called Natalie. I am 19 years old & have secretly been cross dressing for 2 years wearing my sisters lingerie, high heels & skirts. I love to feel feminine & girly. I am wearing at the moment white lace top stockings white suspenders, pink satin panties, a white lacey bra, black 3" high heels & a short blue lacey dress. I have to be carefull because I feel so horny when dressed as a convincing naughty teenage girl. I have a black bob style wig & am wearing pink lipstick. I have shaved my legs & really enjoy the luxuary of my nylon encased legs. I feel compelled to go outside dressed in my feminin atire & long for the cool breeze to lift my dress. My fantasy is to be caught dressing up by a strict mistress who then forces me to be her sissy slut. She then forces me to use my new looks to satisfy men of her choosing.I am then forced to suck cock as I enjoy the thought of my pretty lips satisfying a throbbing cock as I lick any traces of pre-come as I wait for the hot squirts of cum to engulf my greedy mouth as I lovingly gulp it all down quivering with ecstasy. Love & kisses for now.

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Cindy from Ohio writes:

Dear WEB:

I have some filthy habits to confess to. I am a woman and therefore regarded as pure and innocent. BULLSHIT!! I know there are other women out there that think and do these same things. For example I secretely enjoy the smell of other people's farts. I act like it's repulsive all the while enjoying the sweet nectar of the fowl bung. I also like to smell my own farts....sometimes under the covers.

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Spazz from Speranus, Ureanise writes:

Dear WEB:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LDG from WWW writes:

Dear WEB:

please forgive me for i am obsessed.

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Helper from WWW writes:

Dear WEB:

Just attempting to get rid of the annoyance Let us see now

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ZAPOTILTIC from ZAPOTILTIC writes:

Dear WEB:

http://home.att.net/~ericraul4/ZAPOTILTIC.html

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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Biggie from writes:

Dear WEB:

I lick big fat jucie harry balls

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Juicy from New "Moby Dick" Bedford, MA writes:

Dear WEB:

I confess. I confess that I feel no remorse. I feel no remorse as I confess. I have eaten 1,000,000 pussies in the Greater New Bedford Area. I confess that they have all tasted like the ocean with a 60 square mile of bloodclot. I confess.

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punky from my house writes:

Dear WEB:

I spit in the teakettle.

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Tammy Faye Bakker from my whirlpool bath, the pink one writes:

Dear WEB:

I really don't apply mascara with the supplied wand. I use Jim's dick.

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Charlie from Can't say writes:

Dear WEB:

So I take showers with her... What you gonna do? Kill me?

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Charlie from Can't say writes:

Dear WEB:

So I take showers with her... What you gonna do? Kill me?

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white_C from Sarpsborg writes:

Dear WEB:

Jeg har gjort det med en av samme sex.... hva skal jeg gjøre nå? Skal jeg si det til andre eller? Fra en som er bekymra!!

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dfghd from dsgdfg writes:

Dear WEB:

sdgsfgsdf

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Timeplan from Lusetjernvn writes:

Dear WEB:

i have been fuckin with an girl..whos 7 years older then me :))))

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Tone-A-Matic from Planet Zorp writes:

Dear WEB:

If done the right way,you can be in your own Cartoon 24 hours a day on the planet Zorp.All you need is A Big screen TV, a couple of chicks from the planet Zorp.(we call em Zorpchicks)A VCR,and my collection of all of the original Dragnet episodes.The Zorp chicks get off on officers Friday and Gannon,Then you need a big bottle of Quervo Gold Tequilla,a bunch of Mushrooms,some good smoke ,a little imagination.....Bingo ....Your in your own cartoon ...Psychedeliszzling and having good ole clean Zorp type fun in your very own cartoo ...Try it ...It's good for you....Hey Im only serious!!!!!!!!

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Jethro from my farm writes:

Dear WEB:

Hey! Did you ever wonder why they call them "cell phones"? Cells don't call each other up... What are cells gonna say to each other? "I want some more chromosomes"? "Send me some DNA"? I don't think so...

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Lion from East Coast writes:

Dear WEB:

I'm married, but having incredibly vivid romantic daydreams about my best friend's girfriend.

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Zorp Chic from I just luv guitar players from Texas,that like ta git stoned and like git into Dragnet episodes on Mushrooms and Tequilla .Life on Planet Zorp ia A Gas!!!!!!!!!!!!! writes:

Dear WEB:

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googy from loveland writes:

Dear WEB:

animals

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Zorp chic ,,Major Texas Guitar Player Groupie from From The Planet Zorp writes:

Dear WEB:

On Our Luvely little planet We Get Into 30 year old episodes of the 1960's ElCopo show called Dragnet........Officers Friday and Gannon are way fuckin cool.But not as cool as one certain Guitar Player from Texas that owns an entire collection of these episodes on what earthlings know as video tape.When watching these episodes on most any type Psychedelic Drug can most certainly enlighten ones views of EarhtCops.We Really Dig Dragnet on Zorp.It Would be cool if they'd come up with some new shit,But it would probably be a trip to try and dig up Officer Friday to film some new ones.He stopped filming in 1970 .Yep took the big shit.Bit the Big Bananna.But 30 year old Dragnets are better than none at all.Tripping is just wonderful in Dragnet Land.........One Wild ass guitar player better get his butt off the road and back to the planet Zorp,Or me and his other Zorp Chic Girl Friend need.....................................................................

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Zorp chic ,,Major Texas Guitar Player Groupie from From The Planet Zorp writes:

Dear WEB:

On Our Luvely little planet We Get Into 30 year old episodes of the 1960's ElCopo show called Dragnet........Officers Friday and Gannon are way fuckin cool.But not as cool as one certain Guitar Player from Texas that owns an entire collection of these episodes on what earthlings know as video tape.When watching these episodes on most any type Psychedelic Drug can most certainly enlighten ones views of EarhtCops.We Really Dig Dragnet on Zorp.It Would be cool if they'd come up with some new shit,But it would probably be a trip to try and dig up Officer Friday to film some new ones.He stopped filming in 1970 .Yep took the big shit.Bit the Big Bananna.But 30 year old Dragnets are better than none at all.Tripping is just wonderful in Dragnet Land.........One Wild ass guitar player better get his butt off the road and back to the planet Zorp,Or me and his other Zorp Chic Girl Friend need.....................................................................

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Zorp chic ,,Major Texas Guitar Player Groupie from From The Planet Zorp writes:

Dear WEB:

On Our Luvely little planet We Get Into 30 year old episodes of the 1960's ElCopo show called Dragnet........Officers Friday and Gannon are way fuckin cool.But not as cool as one certain Guitar Player from Texas that owns an entire collection of these episodes on what earthlings know as video tape.When watching these episodes on most any type Psychedelic Drug can most certainly enlighten ones views of EarhtCops.We Really Dig Dragnet on Zorp.It Would be cool if they'd come up with some new shit,But it would probably be a trip to try and dig up Officer Friday to film some new ones.He stopped filming in 1970 .Yep took the big shit.Bit the Big Bananna.But 30 year old Dragnets are better than none at all.Tripping is just wonderful in Dragnet Land.........One Wild ass guitar player better get his butt off the road and back to the planet Zorp,Or me and his other Zorp Chic Girl Friend need.....................................................................

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Zorp Chic Again from Planet Zorp........ writes:

Dear WEB:

Bones Tones,Heres the Message when you read this.......From the Planet Zorp in Zorp Hippie Chic Code........Hope the road is going ok ...Call home when you can.....Come home when you can......Rainbow Bread Sacks Full Of Shroom Toons,Baby Lifes gettin good....Watch Record company Dudes,dont sign yet......From Zorp over ,Under and out .....Zorp Baby,,,,hope you can get past any ad spelling ,we're toasted.......

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ZOrp Chic no.2 from From Zorp writes:

Dear WEB:

Here is the message.....Booby Sledge says yes....Austin ,Dallas New Orleans,San Fransisco ,LA ....Do Not Sign Anything Yet .......CBS ,VIRGIN,EPICS STILL THE BEST >>>>>>>DO NOT GET INTO ANYTHING YET ....YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >>>>>>>>>>Rock Roll Baby We miss Ya ,See Ya Soon.....Debbie

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collis from erby writes:

Dear WEB:

4, harpswell close darley abbey derby derbyshire

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Zorp Chic No.1 from Planet Zorp writes:

Dear WEB:

Thanks ,Thats the one.This is the craziest way to relay a message you've ever come up with.See ya in 10 days

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TONE-A-MATIC from Austin tx writes:

Dear WEB:

Debbie,and,Sue Thanks for taking care of that.Thanks for being the Babes you both are.Luv havin both of you..........Keep the sheets warm....T

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dave from southampton uk writes:

Dear WEB:

I sit here at the keyboard and pull off porn from the webb till the small hours and regret it the next day. Im bord with it all.... Its like lying in bed with my ex back to back having been refused sex, not that that didnt make me feel worse after, and wanking whilst hoping she didnt hear or feel the bed move. God Im well out of that one!!

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ARTIST from MICHIGAN writes:

Dear WEB:

DEAR WEB I AM AN ALCOHLIC AND A COMPUTER JUNKIE, IT HAS BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I LAST HAD SEX W/ A MAN, BUT SEVERAL WOMEN HAVE ATE MY PUSS.....I LIKE IT ALOT.....'CEPT I FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING SOMETHING.....THAT'S IT .....A REAL HARD COCK AND LOTS OF PENETRATION.....AM I A LESBIAN......NO.....WHY DO I FUCK WOMAN......BECAUSE I AM GARUANTEED AN ORGASM EVERYIME. MEN ARE SELFISH FUCKING PIGS......THEIR ONLY CONCERN IS IF THAT SMALL OR FAST EJACULATING COCK OF THEIRS BURST BEFORE I EVEN GET A CHANCE.....I MASTURBATE ALOT AND FANTASIZE THAT SOMEDAY I'LL MEET A MAN THAT LIKES TO EAT PUSSY AS MUCH AS I LIKE TO HAVE MINE EATEN.....AM I WRONG....I DON'T THINK SO...I FEEL BETTER....NOW I'LL GO PAINT NAKED AND MASTURBATE......CARE TO JOIN ME? IF I WENT TO CONFESSION, HOW MANY HAIL MARY'S WOULD I HAVE TO SAY TO BE ABSOLVED OF THIS CONFESSION....ANY PRIEST OUT THERE????????EMAIL ME.............GIRLPAINTER124@NETSCAPE.NET

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The gas from my ass writes:

Dear WEB:

OK, I know a lot of people write real bullshit stuff here, but I have a real, honest, true confession. So Saturday my friend Kerri comes to visit me for my birthday. I introduced her to my friends Ted and Kirsten. After hitting Starbucks and Wendy's, we wound up outside the high school parking lot in the back of my station wagon (we folded down the seats). Kerri and Ted started kissing, and we all started sucking on nipples and stuff like that. I kissed Kirsten (yes, I'm bisexual, but she'd never kissed a girl before), but then I let them carry on (I'm very very much in love with my boyfriend and didn't want to join in the rest). I wound up watching Ted and Kerri make out while Ted rubbed Kirsten's clitoris and Kirsten sucked on Kerri's nipple. We had to leave off Kirsten, but later we picked up my boyfriend, Brian, and went to my house. Ted and Kerri made out like rabid animals. Brian and I made out and had oral sex, too. But the worst thing was when I drove Ted home. He and Kerri were in the backseat, and while I was driving all around town, Kerri was giving him a blow job. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOOK IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR AND SEE TWO PEOPLE HAVING ORAL SEX?!?!?! I think not! And they'd only known each other for... Well, less than twelve hours, and neither had done more than kiss a member of the opposite before that night. I'm not joking at all. Please believe me!

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bug from colorado writes:

Dear WEB:

I am an adult woman with money problems. I stole from employer and they caught me and fired me. I feel like shit.

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TONE-A-MATIC from PLANET ZORP writes:

Dear WEB:

Yes it is the following Friday.Thanks for hanging in !!!

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John-Boys arsehole from London writes:

Dear WEB:

I havce to gamble every day and spend all the money on prostitutes and drink

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Mike from NJ writes:

Dear WEB:

I farted in church and blamed a woman in front of me and got away with it! I am really sorry.

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Jill from North Jersey writes:

Dear WEB:

I think of Mel Gibson when I have sex with my husband.

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Jill from North Jersey writes:

Dear WEB:

I think of Mel Gibson when I have sex with my husband.

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puddin from rome writes:

Dear WEB:

I lied to congress

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han-d-wype from hellll writes:

Dear WEB:

i lust after mr. r.b. of az. he is a hot mother fucker, i want to jump him soooo bad

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Candy's friend from Ohio writes:

Dear WEB:

Candy.... I do too....Let's meet.

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lost in cyber lust from writes:

Dear WEB:

I have had an on going "thing" w/ a man that i meet on the internet, we exchanged addresses, and eventually phone numbers. we meet back 6-7-8 months ago, and about 2 months ago, i was distrout, and unhappy so i intiated a more sexual enivroment. and 2 days later he asked if i would call him. so i ran. i ignored his replies and i was scared off. i came back on thanksgiving and once more started a "thing" this time it was more intense and i thought i was at ease and could handle it. he confessed to me that he loved me, and since i never knew love it scared the crap out of me when i would think about him and my heart would melt. today he asked if he could call me, and i said yes, i waited patiently trying to occupie my mind, and then the phone rang. we had a veryy akward 6 seconds. and then we parted and said good bye, he said that we hit a "stump" and that he wouldn't give up on me, i got scared because he was absolutley nothing like i expected him to be, plus i have an obnoxiuos habit of sabotogeing any sort of intimacy. so, i picked a debate, and shot my mouth off, he got offended {i guess} and then he went off to work, i spent the rest of the day getting my apitite back and catching up on my sleep which i didn't have much of w/ the last couple of days, then this evening i got an e-mail from him w/ him telling me that he only loves me as a friend he doesn't think it will work out, and that he was surprisingly ok, w/ the thought of us not going any where. "not crushed" is what he wrote me. i took a bit of offense to this, because i don't think of him as a friend, but as a slightly sexually appealing man. but, i've wanted to end this "thing" between us for some time now, and i just didn't because i was too curious, and polite. i don't want to be friends w/ him i want to walk away from this w/ the abilty to look back on it and think that he was my first....something, and that that is it. i don't want to hurt him, i just can't keep on up w/ this kind of torture. i haven't eaten anything for 2 days i try but i just get this "vomit" feeling in my stomach, and my sleeping has been shot. i'm 18 and i have the rest of my life to live, i'm still discovering things about myself, and i am completely confused about what i want in life. he is 27 and he has his life to live, we obivously do not think very much of each other. and i can't figure out why it hurts soo much to say good bye to him, and at the same time completely invigurating, like i have a new lease on my life. i never once thought that what we had would ever come to this or go to the point of where he wanted to take it. i still don't. he is to me a blury vision of a human being w/ a place on the internet. i associate the thought of him w/ his e-ddress, and a name. now a voice, but that is it. i never wanted to spend my life w/ him ,and i never wanted to have him confess anything to me. and to tell u the truth if i had it all over to do again i would delete the first ever message, that i got from him. unfortunately i told him everything, and i am waiting for a reply right now. i think he is pissed, and i fear that i will have yet another sleepless night, and foodless day i wish this nightmare to be over w/ yet i feel i owe him an explanation, i just want him to except this as it is, and there fore we can get on to the road of recovery. i swear if i survive through this, i will never fall for it again.

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Dude from earth writes:

Dear WEB:

I was graduated early this year, and have been a technician for ten months. In weekends, during free time, I prepared a test which was not considered to be hard, spending every weekends in a library. But today, I've got the news of Failure. I am not a person of ability. I have been continuously in touch with many girls for a very short time. Though with Gentle and warm attitude towards them, I could hardly be in good relationship with them. I wanted to be loved. I'm not a person to love. I have been a big baby of mother's. Still, she discourages me in what I want to do. I hate her, but she does not let me go. With all difficulties, God, I promise to you. I will do according to Justice and Faith. So please give me a courage.

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dorothy from earthII writes:

Dear WEB:

I have been using my friends. Only I made use of them for my own benefits. My friends may think I betray them for my own good, but I never intended to do. I afraid to get a faith. My faith make others feel betrayal. Definately, life is wonderful, beautiful, but it's a hard voyage.

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wilsworker from usa writes:

Dear WEB:

I am too hard of a worker

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rtjkfdlgj from ghrewg writes:

Dear WEB:

hrehe

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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xena from carthage, ny writes:

Dear WEB:

I went and got drunk with a friend and I was seeing a guy I wasn't suppose to and did something my mom told me not to do

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MONEY from writes:

Dear WEB:

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kindy from usa writes:

Dear WEB:

i have unwillingly fallen for another womans man.. and he has me.. but it never ment to happen.but it is happening.. and we are dedicated to each other now.

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Megan'sBruin from Winnipeg writes:

Dear WEB:

Well, I convinced a co-worker that she should let me go down on her at our place of employment. She let me and now all I can think about is going down on her again. Every time I see her now I get mental images of myself licking her. It's getting out of hand.

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Pandora from Sin city writes:

Dear WEB:

i cofess to just last night cheating on my boyfriend by kissing keith several times and the night before that being all over some other guy and i also was eaten out by my friend josh who i also cheated on my ex-husband with i just cant seem to get enough of that one i love the way his tounge feels between my legs well i also kissed john the bouncer from the club and a couple nights ago zeppy and me hooked up for some grop central but i must say last night i hung out with a guy named Mat true gentlemen he didnt try a thing with me and just tryed to be my friend

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Megan'sBruin from Winnipeg writes:

Dear WEB:

I'm still can't get it out of my head (see two posts earlier) All I think about is going down on Megan again. I think I may need professional help with this one. I'm thinking about going down on her as I type this.

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Megan'sBruin from Winnipeg writes:

Dear WEB:

Megan, if you happen to be reading this - I really want to do it again (you know, read the last couple of confessions).

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Megan'sBruin from Winnipeg writes:

Dear WEB:

It's driving me CRAZY!!!!!!! I need more!!!!! Soon!!!! Help!

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Megan'sBruin from Winnipeg writes:

Dear WEB:

It's driving me CRAZY!!!!!!! I need more!!!!! Soon!!!! Help!

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the man from my house writes:

Dear WEB:

MATT KELLETT IS A FUCKING GAY HOMO WHO DONT HAVE A LIFE!

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Megan'sBruin from Winnipeg writes:

Dear WEB:

Okay, Megan let me go down on her at work again yesterday. In fact she let me go down on her for a considerable length of time which was really cool. It was fun in the most serious of ways. I've got to confess though that I'm still yearning for more. I wonder if it would be unreasonable to try to convince her to let me go down on her every day, or even every two days, hmmmmmm... OH! The other thing that I guess I should confess to the web is the little performance which followed our oral encounter. After I went down on her, Megan and I are snuggled up on the couch together (her on top of me) and she begins grinding against me - progressively harder and in the most erotic of fashions - to the point I nearly came in my pants. A most enjoyable experience. There, my conscience is clear again.

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tranni wana be from leeds writes:

Dear WEB:

I am an 18 year old boy but i dream and fantasises about being fucked up the arse by an older women wearing a 16 inch dildo and a pair of p.v.c trousers.AM I DIFFERENT?????????? I would also like to wear a rubber mini dress while she does this to me

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Cyka from somewhere in the east writes:

Dear WEB:

I'll confess for him...Andy sings Madness tunes in his sleep! Cyka

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Oliver from Some Town out West writes:

Dear WEB:

I assume that this page is for a thesis that will, when finished, make you the Big Bucks. So go ahead, profit at my expense. As Saint Frank put it, "When your kids find out how lame you really are they'll kill you in your sleep."

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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co-captain from university writes:

Dear WEB:

i abused my power of authority, by keying into girls rooms and looking through their private property.

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Cant Seem to get a from Life writes:

Dear WEB:

I am addicted to porn...all my waking moments I am waiting until I can get back on the net and look for more. It's sad really..I need help. Funny thing is I am married to a really nice woman and have a relatively normal life. Oh well, the beauty of the female form calls....

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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La Confessa from I'm fat writes:

Dear WEB:

Hello there, just an observation I've made in reference to your site... It sucks, it's full of shit and it's boring too. Totally unoriginal, totally wrong, and all-together fucked up severely.

Get a life please. Thanks. LoTek.

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Travis from Washington writes:

Dear WEB:

I tried to euthanize my ailing cat and I've never stopped feeling guilty about it. He had a heart condition and I couldn't afford the feline cardiologist. He'd been sick all his life. No one would tell me the right dose of drugs and my vet wouldn't put him down for me. My husband wouldn't make the decision and I gave him a huge dose of insulin. Later that night when he looked close to death I was scared he'd be in pain, so I took him to the emergency vet hospital where he had a seizure and they put him down. I still feel terrible about it and I think that's why I almost died this summer and why all these bad things keep happening to me (karmically).

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Dear WEB:

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Magilla from Dixie writes:

Dear WEB:

Dear Web, You may have heard about the uproar over the conferate flag flying over the state capital of one of our southern states. Certain organizations have chozen to boycott the state and not visit, sadly there are those that refuse to honer the boycott and are continuing to bring thier yankee asse's south.If they don't stand together and stay north of the Mason Dixon, the next flag they see flyiny could be the confederate battle flag.

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ThE 4cE from THE DARKSIDE writes:

Dear WEB:

I NEED TO ESCAPE FROM THIS PLACE AND FIND MY OTHER TRUE LOVE IN THE OTHERSIDE

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gogobin from hawaii writes:

Dear WEB:

I was making a research on guilt and confession, Finally hit this page, My poor eyes are about to close, This is my maybe last words of confessions....

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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Walrusboy from Hell writes:

Dear WEB:

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it - I had no choice - what was I supposed to do, let them die? I couldn't I couldn't - they're too important - that's what they said, the voices...They come from inside, they can't lie, can they? people always say listen to your inner voice - that's all I did - they didn't feel any pain, it was for the best... www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Glade/9994/Habu/index.htm

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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CSM from Florence Italy writes:

Dear WEB:

I hate my life. I hate my gitlfriend. I hate my work. My life is a mess. I don't know where my place is. This fron 1994. I'm an ex-musician and an ex-writer who have no more nothing to say. Every time I'm doing sex (no happiness, of course: only a duty) I feel sick. Better a web-surfing than an intercourse. I don't expect answers, I write this only to unburden my spirit. I only want to know if there is an escape from all this (sex therapy or similar) so I can enjoy my life at all or if it is a sort of cul-de-sac. The truth is inside us: unfortunately, I haven't find this truth anywhere. Plus, I'm a barbiturals addicted (only way to continue my life) and have regular sessions to my psychiattrist (a female, who says that I'm completely normal). The Web will forgive me? I don't know, I don't care at all. The only thing I want is to go back when I was 17: no responsability, no work, no full-time relationship and so on. Thankyou.

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Ass Hunter from florida writes:

Dear WEB:

I can't get enough free smut, gosh there is too much to see, too little time to see it.Nothing like good clean smut.

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Autumn from writes:

Dear WEB:

wow after reading this, i realize that there are of sick people in this world!!! I mean, farm animals? ugh! -autumn

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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Sara from Missouri writes:

Dear WEB:

Dear Lord, Forgive me for I have sinned. I have not honored all of the ten comandments. I find myself Sunday mornings not going to church. Lord, I believe in you strongly and I hope when I am older to be able to go to church. Please forgive me. Amen

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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haz from norfolk writes:

Dear WEB:

i don't know if i love my partner and instead I prefer an ex workcolleague and friend of his and for this i am sorry

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Randy from Columbus writes:

Dear WEB:

I cheated on my boyfriend. Several times. I'm truly sorry and have learned to not do that. Now to fix this conscience thing...

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Memnoch from Chicago, Il writes:

Dear WEB:

I do not confess to the internet. It makes no since to. But I do confess in all my most humbled way, writing, to God. I have faltered in the torridity of my own lusful thoughts. I have had thoughts of things awful. I have not loved myself. The greatest sin that, not loving yourself. I have to remeber that God does love me and therefore I must love myself. Indeed, I have confessed. My heart is not empty but feels a bit relieved. And God- Jesus' name i pray for strength and love. Memnoch the questioner

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DC from US writes:

Dear WEB:

I masturbate twice a day.

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cookie from duewhat? writes:

Dear WEB:

I have a confession, I"m addicted to this damn internet, and the person next to me is????? toooo.....

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

I had sex with a geek, to pay for my trip to the Eastern US, now this geek won't fucken leave me alone........

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next to her from fucked up ohio writes:

Dear WEB:

i am addicted to trying to get laid over the internet. i cant help it i wander how many cheap easy sluts are out there and try to nail them all.

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PIMPN THE HOES from www.geocities.com/elcunc/www.html writes:

Dear WEB:

I AM A PIMP IM SORRY SO SORRY YEAH RIGHTHAHAHHAAHAHAHHHAHAAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEY GO HERE www.geocities.com/elcunc/www.html

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Dear WEB:

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Cpt Igloo from Tournai writes:

Dear WEB:

Cela fait 10 ans que je ne me suis pas confessé, je voudrais demander l'absolution pour mes pêchés, mais là, maintenatnd que je vous parle seigneur, je suis encore en train de pècher, donne moi la force non pas d'arréter d'alle r sur des sites pornographiques, mais d'arréter de poursuivre ma vie dans le mensonge, permet moi de dire toujours la vérité, toute la vérité, car le mensonge est ce que je hais le plus chez moi, je me fait horreur, permet moi, de vivre dans la vérité,... Joint s'il te plait à mon action de grâce, ma mère Dominique, mon père Christian, mes demi frères et soeur, mes amis, en particulier, Jean et Amaury, je prie aussi pour Samuel, l'ami de Jean, pour qu'il ai une vie meilleur que les condition dans lesquels il vit actuellement ne pourrait le conditionner. Si j'ai oublié de joindre quelqu'un dans ma prière, remedie y toi même, car tu connais le fon de mon coeur, je prie aussi pour ma famille, en particulier, ma cousine et tante Stipanov qui passe des moments difficiles avec un père proche de la dépression, donne leur la force de surmonter la crise, Merci d'avance.

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CestMoi from Manchvegas writes:

Dear WEB:

I secretly think I am a "Goth" but I have a corporate job.

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Dear WEB:

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cobalt from pittsburgh writes:

Dear WEB:

i did bad things

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denver the last dinosaur from England writes:

Dear WEB:

I've been looking at gay porn

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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JB from HELL writes:

Dear WEB:

I DO A LOT OF STUFF WICH ARE VERY RONG AND NASTY

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tim2 from writes:

Dear WEB:

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tim2 from africa writes:

Dear WEB:

i lied

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Shazray from from the moon writes:

Dear WEB:

i went over the moon and saw myself i went to the loo and what did i see?? anyway what kind of sin is this??

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Grape from mustangworks.com writes:

Dear WEB:

I spend way too much time with My Mustang. I make excuse to my wife and kids to go out to the garage to spend time with it. I wash it every two days. Please help me. I take my breaks at work and go check it out.

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from writes:

Dear WEB:

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kudla from czech writes:

Dear WEB:

èumím po ženskejch

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G. from from Geeksville writes:

Dear WEB:

Sometimes I get horny at work when I think about the janitor.

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groovy uv from here writes:

Dear WEB:

I am a miserable wretch. Robyn hates me for no good reason, I'm stupid, everyonewho doesn't dislike will eventually dislike me, and I am good for absolutely nothing. I suck. shit. love, yuval

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space alien from from the Universe writes:

Dear WEB:

I have just scanned the entire earth and have found this to be the most intelligent source of information yet. i do not believe anyone masturbated 10 times unless they were from my planet

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Dear WEB:

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Anal Growler from large intestine writes:

Dear WEB:

I scarificed barbie dolls for a packet of peanuts and I also used the spit of a camel to wash the hair of the bride at a wedding.